Up the Chastity Belt 1972 Directed by Bob Kellett
Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
Cast
Frankie Howerd
Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
Graham Crowden
Sir Coward de Custard
Bill Fraser
Sir Braggart de Bombast
Roy Hudd
Nick the Pick
Hugh Paddick
Robin Hood
Anna Quayle
Lady Ashfodel
Fred Emney
Mortimer
Dave King
Landlord of The Blue Boar
Lance Percival
Our Man in the Holy Land
Nora Swinburne
Mistress of the Bed Chamber
Godfrey Winn
The Archbishop Of All England
Eartha Kitt
Scheherazade
David Battley
Yokel
Royce Mills
Knotweed
Veronica Clifford
Winifred
Frank Thornton
Master of Ceremonies
Iain Cuthbertson
Teutonic Knight
Billy Walker
Chopper
Derek Griffiths
Saladin
Rita Webb
Maid Marian
Judy Huxtable
Gretel
Aubrey Woods
Vegetable Stall Holder
Anne Aston
Lobelia
Long John Baldry
Little John
John Gorman
1st Man-at-Arms
John Barrett
1st Peasant
Barrie Gosney
Meat Stall Holder
Norman Beaton
Blacksmith
Don Hawkins
2nd Man-at-Arms
Nicholas Bennett
2nd Peasant
Sam Kydd
1st Locksmith
Jonathan Elsom
1st Horseman
Mischa De La Motte
Major Domo
Toby Lenon
Squill
Bernard Sharpe
Will Scarlett
Alec Pleon
Man in Stocks
Peter Straker
Arab
David Prowse
Sir Grumbel
Christopher Timothy
Vendor
Alan Rebbeck
Friar Tuck
Ian Trigger
Lucky Charm Seller
Christopher Sandford
Mutch
Johnny Vyvyan
Chestnut Man
Ian White
Lieutenant
Ken Wynne
First Man
David Kernan
Troubadour
Lally Bowers
The Voice (voice)
Jimmy Gardner
Little Man
Parnell McGarry
Battleaxe Wife
Patricia Quinn
Wife
Nora Wipp
Belly Dancer
Nino Laski
Belly Dancer
Sammie Winmill
Waitress
Seretta Wilson
Serving Wench
Fred Griffiths
Father
Winnie Holman
Woman
Martin Woodhams
Child
Robert Tayman
2nd Horseman
Bill Burns
Man-at-Arms (uncredited)
Ernest Fennemore
Friar (uncredited)
Chick Fowles
Lord (uncredited)
Sue Gentle
Serving Wench (uncredited)
Tom Georgeson
Merry Man (uncredited)
Anthony Lang
Servant (uncredited)
Drina Pavlovic
Slave Girl (uncredited)
Fred Wood
Peasant (uncredited)
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