Turd Merchants of Death 2009 Directed by Samuel Hines
The stink has come to town
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
Cast
Davis Lonergan
Happy Blonde Boy
Colby Graham
Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
Scott Hendry
Scott Toolbanger
Andrew Martinez
Shirtless Car Accident Victim
Ann Hines
Receptionist
Bill HInes
Mad Doctor
Jack Spanbauer
Himself
Adrian Tennant
Door Man
Adam Smith
Bartender
Andrew Martinez
Greasy Bar Guy
Kaya Bersto
Kaya
Canyon Castator
Canyon
Josh Steele
Josh
Sheila Cummings
Sarah Caruso
Mike Carroll
Mert T. Nertson
Mike Kilkenny-Patrick
Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself
Glen Gillingham
Cop
Gordon Koch
Preacher
Ryan McMurray
Longboarder
Reed Goodman
Reed
Alan G. Stratton
Hero Mechanic
Maile Kobayashi
Ditsy Customer
Jeremy Frankovis
"Fist" Mechanic 2
Lazer Rubenstein
Mechanic 3
Kevin Hohman
Zombie Driving Car
Rob Schelgel
Arm-biting Zombie
Alex Covey
Cash Eating Zombie
Jake Schefrin
Zombie Burrito Server 1
Amy Docktor
Zombie Burrito Server 2
Dan Leonard
Zombie Burrito Server 3
El Vortex
El Vortex
Jake Schefrin
Zombie Jake
Jeff Hulslander
Himself
Max Garson
Himself
Patrick Dykstra
Himself
Canyon Castator
Himself
Josh Steele
Himself
Elijah Moore
Himself
Todd Frost
Himself
Reed Goodman
Himself
Trick Factory
Himself
Dustin Hinshaw
Himself
Jeff Spiegel
Himself
Crew
Director
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Cinematography
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Assistant Director
Director
Writers
Producer
Executive Producers
Cinematography
Editor
Sound
Visual Effects
Camera Operators
Lighting
Assistant Director