Pretty Dead Things 2006 Directed by Richard Griffin

Death Never Looked This Good

Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

Country USA
Production Country USA
Language English
Gneres Comedy , Horror
Production Company Scorpio Film Releasing
Budget $22
Release Date 26 October 2006
90 mins
Cast
Patrick Pitu Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
William DeCoff John Welles
Danielle Lozeau Jennifer Bond
Ashley Eaton Shelby St. Exxmin
Ross Kelly Rex Van Horn
Alexandra Johnson Female Stripper
Salvatore Marchese Mayor Bowden
Jason Witter Shane Starkweather
Donald Foley Moe Blu
Robert Jude Buco Club Hell Janitor
Heather Cooney Cheery Jogger
Caleb Emerson Big Jake
Robin L. Watkins Billy Oswald
Christopher Calcagni Sinclair the Fluffer
A. Michael Dias Jr. S&M Whipping Boy