Eat the Witch 2022 Directed by Alexander Jones
In a dark fantasy world where witches channel their magic through a chosen theme specific to them, a young witch must deal with the fact that in the ten thousand years witches have reigned, all the tangible themes (like fire or lightning or love) have been taken, and all that's left are useless abstract concepts or grammatical articles like "the" or "and".
Cast
Briana McZant
The Witch of Off
Jeff Clark
The Witch of Periosteum
Bree Card
The Ice Witch
Simone Dorsey
The The Witch
Christiane Shortal
The Witch of Also
Kate Pickworth
The Apostrophe Witch
Lukas Mayo
The Witch of the Forest
Abigail Coy
The Witch of the Ocean
David Correos
The Witch of This
Britt Miggs
The Fire Witch
Jordan Raskopoulos
The Witch of Lightning
Anne Reburn
The Love Witch
Hamish Parkinson
The Witch of Vomit
Tim Batt
The Witch of Piss
Liz Talbot
The Witch of Horseshit
Alexander Jones
The Smegma Witch
Vincent Lara
The Something Witch
Aeron Loves
The Which Witch
Maddi Jones
The Witch of What
Clue Coman
The Of Witch
Saskia Bunce-Rath
The Bone Witch