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Crooks 2002 Directed by Paul Battista

Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?

During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!

Country USA
Language English
Gnere Comedy
Production Company Polychrome Pictures
Budget $500
Release Date 2 February 2002
80 mins
Cast
Rozie Bacchi Paulette
D. Banno Postal Worker on Break #5
Carmine Battista Frank Perrigrinno
Michael Carrara Agent Russo
David Brown Officer Tafoozi
Charlie Callas Sol solzberg
Dale Grand Bert Lanstein
Irma St. Paule Agnes DeMilo
Wade Mylius Postal Inspector #2