Cast
Matthew Ellsworth
Matthew
Jason Ellsworth
Jason
Matteo Molinari
Bernardo
Jenn Liu
Amy
Josh Sterling
Josh
Shaun Landry
Diane / Main Shark
Autumn Crockett
Anastasia "Bikini Girl"
Anna Cantarelli
Bloody Hand
Christopher Tisa
Billy "Boyfriend"
Diane Levy
Sharon
Ben Palacios
Alejandro "Dream Guy"
Arthur Harder
Arthur
Heidi Godt
Matthew's Mom
Sheila Marie Shostac
Quizzical Employee
Kai Cofer
Homeless Wizard
Justin Argueta
Uber Driver
Chumley
Self
Liza Doll
Porn Website Voice / Wardrobe Girl
Justin Bryant
Cop
Matthew Warren
Shark Stooges
Tristan Ott
Disposable Security Guard